The Journey of Learning to Cook
From making obscene dishes to studying the relationship between heat and food, learn the story of one programmer's journey to becoming a master chef. Discover how understanding the basics of cooking can make all the difference in creating delicious meals.
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Fun story: how I learned to cook
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Rewind like 15 years. I was gainfully employed as programmer, and my wife was a college lady
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I would go to work, the go to jiu jitsu, then come back and prepare dinner. She was due home around 8:30pm.
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I made some of the most obscene shit you can imagine. Tilapia with craisins. I was high as balls.
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Eventually I started studying this. Learned the relationship between heat and food, made mother sauces
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I took about 300 shitty meals to finally make good meals.
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She ate every single shitty meal
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Now she gets steak cooked to absolute regulation medium rare with a sauerbraten gravy sauce on a fuckin random tuesday pic.twitter.com/zmnWWHTOmW
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Everybody give it up for Lindsey. She successfully fixed the biggest piece of shit ever.
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