How Not to Be Braindead on Twitter
Are you constantly being hit with the infamous braindead meme? Learn how to improve your Twitter game with this blog post. Discover how to focus on the main point of the post, avoid making conversations about yourself, and more.
BowTiedGator | Degen Dentist
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Someone replied/QT you with the infamous braindead meme?
— BowTiedGator | Degen Dentist (@BowTiedGatorDDS) June 13, 2023
If you've been hit with this meme more than once, there is a chance you've been acting pretty low IQ.
Don't fret though, we can fix you (maybe). 👇
HOW NOT TO BE BRAINDEAD ON TWITTER 🧵 pic.twitter.com/veJra8hOLT -
RULE #1: Deceptively simple, rarely followed: read the post before commenting.
— BowTiedGator | Degen Dentist (@BowTiedGatorDDS) June 13, 2023
See a thread that interests you? Read the whole thing. Have a question? Read the comments.
96% chance your question has been answered 12 times. -
RULE #2: Don't make every conversation about you.
— BowTiedGator | Degen Dentist (@BowTiedGatorDDS) June 13, 2023
See someone talking about deadlift form and you don't lift? Put your phone down bc this isn't for you, champ.
If you buy clothes from the Gap, it doesn't mean you walk into Victoria's Secret and scream "WHERE ARE MY SOCKS?" -
RULE #3: Focus on the main point of the post.
— BowTiedGator | Degen Dentist (@BowTiedGatorDDS) June 13, 2023
Tweet is about oranges? Don't write a dissertation on Red Delicious Apples.
Write your own damn thread about apples, ya nerd. -
RULE #4: If you are going to bring the heat, check yourself first.
— BowTiedGator | Degen Dentist (@BowTiedGatorDDS) June 13, 2023
If you wanna make some noise, please make sure you don't preemptively wreck yourself. Constantly people get destroyed because of their pfp, following some weird accounts, etc.
You will get publicly crucified. -
RULE #5: Your personal experience does not reflect the facts of the universe.
— BowTiedGator | Degen Dentist (@BowTiedGatorDDS) June 13, 2023
If you see a thread about burritos, the thread is still valid even if burritos gave you diarrhea and ruined your date. Not everyone gets diarrhea from burritos.
The world is bigger than you. -
Thank you for reaching the end of the braindead prevention protocol (BPP).
— BowTiedGator | Degen Dentist (@BowTiedGatorDDS) June 13, 2023
I walk a lonely road to correct the maladies of our online culture one day at a time.
If you see someone acting braindead out there, tag them in the first tweet to save a life. pic.twitter.com/oI6YWLuGLe