ChatGPT's Fictional Apology Letter
This blog post looks at a fictional apology letter generated by ChatGPT, a powerful AI tool for writers. It discusses the humorous yet sincere nature of the letter and how it was created.
Dr. Pete Meyers
Marketing Scientist at Moz (https://t.co/8PWK2UCHqZ). Consistently halfway decent (shooting for five-eighths). Birds are real, but I don't like them.
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Uh oh -- I think I broke ChatGPT ... pic.twitter.com/ScyVD5Bw4K
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Note to self: Invading Earth is against the ToS.
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This fictional apology to shareholders from a hyperintelligent radish sounds more sincere than most actual apology letters ... pic.twitter.com/FOLleYE7mp
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No, I haven't been drinking (yet).
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"As a radish with no mouth, I cannot taste the full impact of my actions." -- Honestly, that moved me.
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I told it to make the letter less sincere, and I am getting no end of entertainment out of this. I think ChatGPT is going to replace Netflix for me.
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Oh, man, Hyperintelligent Radish CEO is now blaming this fiasco on the Broccoli Empire, and I fear war is at hand.
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Careful, friends, some shit is going down soon ... pic.twitter.com/K4VQF8CZw7
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The following radish soldiers have received commendation for their efforts in the war ... pic.twitter.com/KeTiG3a5pf
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I asked ChatGPT "What about the women?" and it apologized, but then just added a's to all of the made-up names. I guess that's a start.
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This is profoundly stupid, I realize.
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I've now brought in a third party to arbitrate. ChatGPT has decided (I let it choose) that this third party represents the Cabbage Kingdom.
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The Cabbage Kingdom is doing their best to negotiate an end to this conflict.
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Oh, shit ... the Cabbage Kingdom was actually the Onion Confederacy in disguise, and they've been working to undermine the radish people.
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The Onion Confederacy has deployed their secret weapon, "The Peelerizer" (no, I did not make that name up).
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This speech from the Radish King is stirring af ... pic.twitter.com/N0UdYDkJ2t
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WE WILL NOT BE DICED, CHOPPED, OR SLICED! pic.twitter.com/FDFq9jmIdW
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"An enemy that seeks to peel away our sovereignty" -- come on, that's amazing.
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Unfortunately, the Radish King was slain in battle. Their final words: "Always remember to stay crunchy!"
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Good night, my friends, and stay crunchy.
— Dr. Pete Meyers (@dr_pete) March 10, 2023